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Next on The Rottens:

Camp Rotten
The Rottens cash in on Spring Break, advertising a “Survival Camp” for only $100. But read the small print..it’s $100 to go…$900 if you want your child returned.   Piled into the RV, unhappy campers are dumped in the desert to duel over the lone water bottle tossed out of the RV each hour. 

Uber Rotten 
GranRicki signs up to be an Uber driver using a rental car.  So the elderly tourists are quite surprised when their Uber turns out to be an RV.  Before arriving at their destination, the cruise ship patrons are forced to garbage pick while Rosie hacks into their cellphones to garner those 5 star reviews. 

Rotten Fitness
The Rottens take advantage of a free week trial at a gym.  GranRicki smuggles Rosie in to do laundry in the showers, using the sauna as a dryer.  Rachel works the gym floor, signing members up for a "guaranteed weight loss device" When the 'device' turns out to be a handwritten motivational card simply reading 'exercise more', the Rottens are forced to abruptly cancel their membership...in Rotten style. 

Bonded, Insured, & Rotten
While dumpster diving, GranRicki finds a large banner declaring “Landscaping…bonded and insured”.  Sure that her family has bonded, and knowing she has RV insurance, The Rottens set up their landscaping business.  With a snowplow installed on the RV, The Rottens rip up lawns, covering them in ashphalt to be eternally drought free. 
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